Statistics of a Party

Cans of beer - 48

Bottles of wine - 16 (assorted)

Bottles of cava - 4

Boxes of wine - 2 (one white one red)

Magnum of champagne - 1 (half of which I threw on the grass)

Chickens - several (in Jerk sauce)

Lamb - most of one

Number of babies - 2

Cows - a small part of a cow (in burger form)

Pigs - several (in sausage form)

Tofu - a whole herd of tofu (and one Linda McCartney)

People still left in house on Sunday afternoon - 5

Dips - 5

Salads - 4

Rude gate crashers - 3

Tunes - twelvety hundred. (Thanks Gid and Chris)

People dancing on cat scratchers - 3

Fancy dress - not enough.

Stiletto marks on new kitchen floor - 100 and some

Broken glasses - 1

Packets of crisps stolen by gate crashers - 24

Cake- large

Age - 30

I call that a result.

(Sorry about the late photos. The rest are on smack my face up just so Adrian can't see them- sorry Adriano)