Man babies

Man babies are hilarious. Would love to see submissions from people I know.

He's a hot lovin' cake lover

I was just called by a marketing company in Mumbai. The poor man, who could barely speak english was calling to see if I would like a better mobile phone package.

Obviously I didn't, but due to a technical glitch I failed to get cut off when I didn't hang up on him (my preferred technique is to ask them to repeat everything they say and leave them talking to an empty line while I make a cup of tea).

I spent about ten minutes listening to him make the same call to other poor sods around the country, and to their various amusingly rude replies....

Then I got bored...... and spent the next thirty minutes moaning "mmm, he's a cake lover", "do you want to buy a phone made from cake? " over the top of his sales pitch.

Occasionally he calls his supervisor to try and solve the mystery voice on the line, at which point I go quiet for a bit, before resuming the cake love in different silly voices when the coast is clear.

The results have been hilarious and I have practically broken my ribs stifling laughs.

But I am feeling a bit sorry for him now. Am I evil?

Springtime shits.

It's that time of year when I look at the garden, a lush jungle perfect for nesting birds and complex games of cat chess and try to turn it into somwehere we can sit and drink cava in the sunshine.




Mmmm, blissful, the smell of freshly mown grass, lavender and.......oh yes, that'll be a massive fox turd I just mowed over.